I am a film review expert. Some film review experts are sad that the 'net took their job. But there is a site called http://www.youtube.com [U2B] with literally THOUSANDS of movies from people all over the world that need to be reviewed so that people can know whether they are bad or good. I love the 'net. I love flicks. I love 'net-flicks!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Review: Porn Movie Titles



Porn movies are movies in which mums and pups do tha stankle in order to proliferate their genes. Today's movie is a look behind the scenes at one of the important steps in the production (or making-time)of these types of filmmes-- the name-making bit. Hollywood fat cats shell out the dollas to people like TheGoldenTones to come up with goof'd up titles that are based on previous Hollywood films but with some type of sexual pun incorporated. For example, consider the NBC goofer Parks and Recreation. An appropriate porn parody title might be Farce 'bout Procreation. It's a very funny and good but rare skill and only the strong survive, of which TheGoldenTones is included to whom because. In this video he showcases his good talent and cracks us up all in the same instants. He's a regular kookooberra. Highlights include rimpin on Hollywood movie Click starring funnieman Adam Sandleman as a ol' fahrt who can't find where the heck he put the remote. TGT fires his creativity cannon and offers the parody title Dick, which is a subtle reference to the male peep-peep. Some titles he leaves unchanged, however, out of respect for the america. These include Harry Potter 2: The Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter 3: Harry Potter and the Ghoultown Spooks. In the dramatic zenith of today's film our main man shakes his camera all around as an allusion to the good/bad movie Blair Witch Project, a reference for real movie buffs to reflect upon.

Recommendation: Check out this thought-provoking romp

Rating: 4/5 Kookooberras sittin in an ol' gum tree

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