Review: Tennessee Global Warming Snow

A very cool type of movie is the satire. Much like the impersonation, the satire is another way to tell a noun that you don't like very much to just BUZZ OFF. It accomplishes this by pullin the ol switcheroo and pretending to agree with the very noun on which it wishes to poop. The satirist (someone who worships Satire) in today's filmme chooses to lampoon all over the noun Global Warming. Global Warming is a poop theory that states that it's too darn hot on this world and that man came from a monkey from a fish with legs (WUT THE HECK!?). It's a loada bunk! Our hero highlights (the verb not the marker) how dummy this poo theory is by make-believing that he is a typical scientist who may have book smarts but doesn't have street smarts, which are a type of smarts that are of utmost importance. The scientist says that global warming is the real deal even though there is snow on the ground, which is very cold. REAL MERICANS know that there is a strict hot/cold dichotomy in the realm of temperatures and that lying is THE DEV. To really hit the nail upon the head, the nerd scientist character insists that the snow is consistent with his view cuz there's fire up in that zone. YA RIGHT THERE'S NO FIRE IN SNOW the astute viewer will think. The satire endz with a barrel of laffz when the skunk-butt scientist claims that aliens imparted this wacky weather upon the world lol. MAYBE IN YOUR DREAMS GEEKS! I wish all those GAY NERD scientists would just take off their geekster glasses with tape on the bridge and just USE THEIR DINK BRAINS and trust their Gawd-given intuition rather than relying on measurements and statistics (the dev). We are fortunate as a race to have been blessed with today's filmmaker's unique blend of trenchant perspective, very good editing skills, and very funnie jokes.

Recommendation: This movie will have gay scientists pooing all in their pants
Rating: 4/5 anal thermometers

Review: Lord Move Me

Today's filmme is a music video for gatortrainlady's #1 hit tune "Lord Move Me" about his struggles with constipation and his cry to the good big buddy boy in the azure sky, the G-O-double D to relieve his plugged up stinker and just move his bowels please. He cries to the skies to "move the mountain in the way," but he is not actually singing about a literal mountain but instead a figurative mountain of solid cakey fecal loaf which is creating a stoppage in the zone. We see that his grandparents are prominently featured in the video in order to signify the divine struggle betwixt reg style pooping and old person style pooping. Aside from the heavy poopoo imagery, we are also delighted by the charm and musicality of gatortrainlady himself. We see that at his side there are some ancillary instruments which are a just hanging out and diggin the vibes without contributing. It is understood that gatortrainlady is a true musician with an arsenal of playable intruments at his disposable, and that he is not just some lameass 150$ Wal-Mart guitar campfire chord bradley. He also has the tabs to the song laid out upon his coffee table for easy reference. Imagine that! The most important feature of this vid, however, is the reminders it provides that the Biggest Man in the World is constantly creating a miracle soup which he ladles all over our faces. Just after the 1 minute mark the Lord wills it to be that our songster shall be left-handed for the remaining duration, and it is good. A few seconds later, he realizes that being left handed is gay and restores right-handedness upon him. Also the Good Dawg chooses to make the world black and white for bits of film as it was in the days of early television, and sepia for other moments as it was in the wild west. Let us all pray for the loosening of our neighbors bowels, that the demons of lower intestinal water retention shall be exorcised, and that the rivers shall run brown once again forever and ever amen.

Recommendation: eat pray and love this movie!
Rating: 4/5 pieces of shit