Review: Stilts Man FALLs at Fairfax Festival Parade, CA

In today's America stinker politicians have tried to make dung upon typical white people by being like wall street is better than main street. Today's movie fights that point-of-view by showing what main street has to offer like our fine-feathered friend the peacock might show it's colorful feathers to show that it can fornicate with the best of 'em. In this look at the very cool town of Fairfax, CA we see that an everyday cruise down main street is a real feast for the senses. There's cool noises like music and a man on a microphone saying something nice. There are lotsa cool colors to enjoy looking at. There are even clowns which perform upon leg-extensions which are entitled stilts. Sometimes the stiltmen remain atop their stilts. Still other times they cannot maintain their balance and succumb to gravity much like the apple which fell upon William Tell's bow and arrow. This movie highlights one of those hilarious instances in which a stiltman falls, inducing smiles abound. I think I might submit this movie to my favorite e-site that showcases these types of chucklefests-- failblog.org. Failblog is a very underground site which posts vids and pics of like men falling onto their testes or things about to fall on their testes and it is hosted by Full House's Bob Saggle the guy from Hollywood Squares. It usually will say in large letters FAIL to indicate that the he who gets his testes squished will fail to reproduce and his line will die out via natural selection. This gets you every time and causes you to experience gutbustin laffs. Sometimes if the videoman avoids getting his wrinkly bits smashed, the opposite of FAIL, SUCCEED, will flash instead. This is good for business because I learned that it is good to diversify your products from business school from television.

Recommendation: wait what was I talking about?

Rating: I'm guessing 4/5

Review: Porn Movie Titles

Porn movies are movies in which mums and pups do tha stankle in order to proliferate their genes. Today's movie is a look behind the scenes at one of the important steps in the production (or making-time)of these types of filmmes-- the name-making bit. Hollywood fat cats shell out the dollas to people like TheGoldenTones to come up with goof'd up titles that are based on previous Hollywood films but with some type of sexual pun incorporated. For example, consider the NBC goofer Parks and Recreation. An appropriate porn parody title might be Farce 'bout Procreation. It's a very funny and good but rare skill and only the strong survive, of which TheGoldenTones is included to whom because. In this video he showcases his good talent and cracks us up all in the same instants. He's a regular kookooberra. Highlights include rimpin on Hollywood movie Click starring funnieman Adam Sandleman as a ol' fahrt who can't find where the heck he put the remote. TGT fires his creativity cannon and offers the parody title Dick, which is a subtle reference to the male peep-peep. Some titles he leaves unchanged, however, out of respect for the america. These include Harry Potter 2: The Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter 3: Harry Potter and the Ghoultown Spooks. In the dramatic zenith of today's film our main man shakes his camera all around as an allusion to the good/bad movie Blair Witch Project, a reference for real movie buffs to reflect upon.

Recommendation: Check out this thought-provoking romp

Rating: 4/5 Kookooberras sittin in an ol' gum tree

Review: Twilight is GAY! Lord of the Rings is GAY! Harry Potter is GAY!!

The Twilight Saga is a load of movies that have set the world abuzz. Some people think that the movies are very good. Others think they are very bad or it is for girls or homosexuals. Today's filmmaker/star is of the latter opinion. In response to the Twilight movies, she decided to fight fire with fire (figuratively; more literally fight movie with movie) and rebutt with a movie all her own. In it she repeatedly makes the assertion that the movies are homosexuals, which is sinful. She cites that the vampires and werewolves portrayed in the films are "dumbed down" for mass audiences who can't handle the real mccoy spook stuff cuz they are so dumdum. She goes on to list a number of other films as sinners. She is so over popular movies that are pooped into theaters near you and me because she is an above average consumer who can see through the lies. She says she is tired of shellin out the big bucks on movies and being disappointed because they are bad. While I don't agree with her in full, I do agree that I am tired of spending money on a movie and then it being different than I had expected in that it was better than I had expected. I don't like feeling so unprepared to experience an emotion. Still, we can unite in a common cause to stop homosexual movies from ruining our eyeballs because it is Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve even though Steve and Eve rhyme.

Recommendation: Do yr duty and watch this movie

Rating: 4/5 Rimrams