Review: Improv Night - Press Conference

Improv comedy is when someone is funny without planning on it. Even though the jokes might not be as funny as they'd be if the joker had practiced, they are just as enjoyable to listen to because they make you go WOW HE JUST CAME UP WITH THAT ON THE SPOT! People also like improv because sometimes the audience is allowed to participate, which makes you feel like your life is worth a darn and that is a nice feeling to have. In today's movie, a comedy troupe (kinda like a gang whose weapons are funny jokes instead of guns and knives) from the prestigious South Kitsap High School dare us not to laugh by goofin in the zone. They play an improv game where the Ringleader sends the bitch he most hates to the back so the audience can come up with a new identity for her to assume because her old one just isn't up to snuff. When she comes back the other players ask her questions press conf style that give her clues as to who the heck she might be. It's fun and funny. The Ringleader wears a shirt with text that is partially obstructed. It says "This is____." One can only assume the last line says "funny" or "good" because that is what this movie is. Rule numero uno in doing an improv is always make the audience think of something funny. Therefore the Ringleader begins by quoting funnyman Will Frenkel. This sends the crowd into a laff-frenzy which noticeably makes the Ringleader feel very good. He decides to ride it out and makes the entire game a quote fest of Will Frenkel. The audience laughs and laughs and smiles as they are reminded constantly of their fave Frenkel moments. Ultimately, one player slams the ball home by mentioning the instrument the cowbell, which is the subject of a very funny Frenkel joke that funny people quote at concerts when they want to prove how much attention they deserve. The audience loses their poop and everyone is very happy.

Recommendation: get a babysitter for the kids and go see this movie with your sig oth!

Rating: 4/5 funny quotes

Review: Jason end of season Soccer party 2006

Sports movies are a very good form of entertainment because they mix the thrill of the game into the movie batter. People love to watch these movies and root for the underdog because it reminds them of their fave Bible story, Dave v. Goliath, which is where the little guy takes down the bully. People love to read this Bible story because it reminds them of in high school when the nerd gets the revenge which belongs to him, and then they think of very funny movies and this makes them smile and laugh. This particular sport film takes us to the soccer field, which would be called the football field in the rest of the world. In the dramatic (film for "very interesting") climax (film for "orgasm of the story"), our hero Jason gets chewed out by the evil coach at the end of the year pizza party/trophy ceremony. Coach says something like "There is literally nothing positive to say about the disgraceful way you played this season except that you are a little less awful than when you first started. You cost us the big game you little C." Coach tells a very hateful anecdote about how at the first practice Jason couldn't run laps with the rest of the team because he was probably too busy thinking about snacks. Just when things look really bad for our hero, however, he overcomes the odds and receives his trophy for participation. Despite Coach's best efforts, Jason has gotten dat bling and will put it on top of his dresser when he gets home to scream from the mountain top that he's got mad participation skills. It is implied that he then goes back to his seat to do what he does best and munch on some za.

Recommendation: You won't need a participation trophy if you see this movie because the participating is an end in itself because the movie is so enjoyable.

Rating: 4/5 Soccer Ball Kicks

Review: A Tribute To Guy Fieri and Smashmouth

Every year there is an awards ceremony called Oscar's Awards Ceremony that allow We, The People to just say thanks guys to the moviemen for making the movies that cast a smile upon our hardened hearts. During each ceremony there is a segment with a movie that helps us think all about an important movieman who died for his country. This year's entry was a tribute to celeb chef/white entertainer Guy Fieri. Guy was known for being the resident badass of Food Network, a TV network on the B cable antenna. He pioneered very cool fashion with his trademark frostie tips, goatee, and sunglasses, which are basically like reg specs except they make the world a shade darker. He would always act very cool and say things like "these are some money Tostino's Brand Pizza Rolls" or "this slice of white bread is outta dis world." He was also the lead singer of Smashmouth, one of the prolific hitmakers of our time. His lyrics were the narrative of a generation who just wanted to be an NBA all-star and wondered what the heck would it be like to walk on the sun anyway? Well now he is an NBA all-star in Heaven, walking on the sun with some angels forever and ever amen.

Recommendation: watch movie

Rating: 4/5 TGIF Potato Skin Appetizers

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Review: Christian Comedy - David Crowder Band Impression

Stand-up comedy is where a modern-day jester gets up in front of lots of nice people and makes them laugh and laugh. Oodles of stand-up comedians (people who do stand-up comedy) have made movies in order to bring the laughs to folks who can't make it to the show that night, which is very nice of them. One such comedian is the funny man with the puppets. Another such comedian is the star of today's filmme David Ferrell. David is probably the greatest comedian since Dante (author of the Divine Comedy and the Da Vinci Code). One look at him and you'll say "I trust this man will make me laugh" and you will smile. He wears a Loony Tunes tie to show that he is not just some lameass stiff who would wear a regular man's tie and also to show that he is gonna do some loony comedy. In this selected "excerpt" (film for "small movie") he does a very funny impression, which is where you act like someone that you hate to show how awful you think they are. The person he impresses appears to be a lead singer for a Christian rock group. I don't know who it is but I have faith (pun) that the impression is spot on. David Ferrell is my favorite comedian because he is 100% funny but also 100% clean, which is the highest percentage known to man. He really shoots egg all over the face of other pottymouth comedians who think you need to use tons of fuck-words to make people think you're cool.

Recommendation: recommended

Rating: 4/5 100%'s