Review: Tennessee Global Warming Snow

A very cool type of movie is the satire. Much like the impersonation, the satire is another way to tell a noun that you don't like very much to just BUZZ OFF. It accomplishes this by pullin the ol switcheroo and pretending to agree with the very noun on which it wishes to poop. The satirist (someone who worships Satire) in today's filmme chooses to lampoon all over the noun Global Warming. Global Warming is a poop theory that states that it's too darn hot on this world and that man came from a monkey from a fish with legs (WUT THE HECK!?). It's a loada bunk! Our hero highlights (the verb not the marker) how dummy this poo theory is by make-believing that he is a typical scientist who may have book smarts but doesn't have street smarts, which are a type of smarts that are of utmost importance. The scientist says that global warming is the real deal even though there is snow on the ground, which is very cold. REAL MERICANS know that there is a strict hot/cold dichotomy in the realm of temperatures and that lying is THE DEV. To really hit the nail upon the head, the nerd scientist character insists that the snow is consistent with his view cuz there's fire up in that zone. YA RIGHT THERE'S NO FIRE IN SNOW the astute viewer will think. The satire endz with a barrel of laffz when the skunk-butt scientist claims that aliens imparted this wacky weather upon the world lol. MAYBE IN YOUR DREAMS GEEKS! I wish all those GAY NERD scientists would just take off their geekster glasses with tape on the bridge and just USE THEIR DINK BRAINS and trust their Gawd-given intuition rather than relying on measurements and statistics (the dev). We are fortunate as a race to have been blessed with today's filmmaker's unique blend of trenchant perspective, very good editing skills, and very funnie jokes.

Recommendation: This movie will have gay scientists pooing all in their pants
Rating: 4/5 anal thermometers