Review: Pizza2.0

Pizza2.0 (pronounced “pizza two point oh”) is a new pizzamentary from acclaimed pizza filmmaker mrmaratin42079. Unlike other films in the genre (e.g. Mr. Deeds’s Pizza Place), Pizza2.0 was shot in a single take using only one camera, which is very interesting to someone who knows a lot about filmmaking. It stars mrmaratin42079 as a down-on-his luck pizza-tossin’ prodigy who suffers great financial troubles as he pursues his passion (his passion is pizza tossin’). The gritty realism is very gritty— in one scene you almost taste the yucky destitution as our hero can’t even afford to buy a shirt to wear on his torso. He instead warms himself with the love of tossin’ ‘za. It is very sad but it is also very good. Luckily for the viewer, our hero has a nice bod so we don’t have to watch some grody fat person tossin’ around the ol’ ‘za. Also very good is the kickass soundtrack. IT REALLY ROCKS! I am not sure who it is, but there is at least a 10% chance it is Saliva feat. Staind. All in all, this movie is very good. It is very sad but also very funny. YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE!

Recommendation: Go to this movie!

Rating: 4/5 Pepperoni Pizzas!