Review: Cooking For Busy People - "Spaghetti Pizza" Part 2

Cooking shows are basically like a marriage between a movie and a cooking event in that they are a combination of the two. Desperate housewives love to watch cooking shows so that they can get new ideas for pleasing their hardworking husbands when they come home from work. In this modern age, however, women have PTA meetings and so they have less time to cook a nourishing meal for their men. Cooking lady Dawn Hall knows this and had the very good idea to create (or make) a cooking show just for busy people that don't have time to make an old fashioned feast for every meal. SHE IS THE BEST GAL FOR THE JOB! She has a very soothing voice and says lotsa funny stories about burning the biscuits. These biscuit stories are also educational because they let us know that even a cooking ace can make mistakes and you just need to brush yourself off and try, try again if you don't succeed the first time and never give up. She makes pizza spaghetti, which is basically a marriage between Italian favorites pizza and spaghetti in that it is a combination of the two. It only has a certain amount of calories which is important because there are so many filthy disgusting fat people on this planet that need a savior. She is also very spiritual and makes sure to thank the big dog in the sky for fat free mayonnaise or something.

Recommendation: anchors aweigh to sail to this movie

Rating: 4/5 Marinara-Soaked Meatballs