Review: The flexing mirror and more!

Arnold, Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme. These are the names of movie men who are very strong. To this list can be added the star of today's film, Pedigo2388. That list will then read Arnold, Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Pedigo2388. Most muscley movies are all about the butt-pounding but in this film Pedigo2388 manages to package his ass-blasting romp as a work of art. The entire opening sequence is shot in the mirror leaving the viewer constantly guessing whether right is really right or whether it is in fact left. But don't worry-- it is a thinkin' movie second and an action movie first (aside: it is probably an inspirational movie third and a romantic comedy fourth). There is plenty of sex appeal to make women excited sexually and men excited, also sexually. All in all, Pedigo2388 kicks a lot of butt and has a tight-ass bod. I'd love for him to toss me like a pizza pie high into the sky.

Recommendation: Do yourself a favor and watch this movie please

Rating: 4/5 24'' Pythons