Review: Help me fight awful movies.

Variety is the spice of life. For this review I will spice (remember what I said about the relationship between variety and spice in the last sentence) things up and review a movie in which a fellow movie critic critiques some movies that he thinks are very bad movies. BlazikenMaster is probably one of the most renowned critics in Europe. He is known for doing all his reviews as Goldmember from Goldmember and also for coining the "Blaziken method" in which he is all like "what the heck?!!" I don't like him. He is very negative and is always saying "this movie is bad" or "this movie really sucks, what the heck?!!" I think it is important to be positive when reviewing movies so that people will go to the movie and decide for themselves whether they should have gone to the movie. Maybe he doesn't believe in freedom of choice since he is from Europe and he probably has a feudal lord that is all mean to him. In this movie he "what the heck"s funny movies like Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie. He probably didn't get these movies because they are in English. If he knew English then he would've known that Meet the Spartans was a parody of Meet the Deedles which is a very funny movie about having silly blue hair with your brother. Then he would have been like "I've seen this before lol!" and we could have all gotten along. Everyone should learn English before they review American movies/step foot on American soil.

Recommendation: You should still go to this movie

Rating: 4/5 Learning Experiences