Review: dog in pajamas

Everyone who knows anything about film (which includes me) knows that of the three major classes of actors, animal performers are the most difficult to work with. Only some of them know English, which sucks because this is America and you should learn English because I don't like to press 1 for English. However, upstart filmmaker pigeondisco seems to have stepped up to the (baseball) plate and proven once and for all that man is better than dog. The titular character of "dog in pajamas" turns in one of the two best performances in the film. He is very funny and very good. HE ALSO WEARS PAJAMAS FOR THE DURATION OF THE FILM! Now I've seen everything! I think that this movie is classified as absurd or surreal because it makes you go "what the Shrek just happened?!!" I love the Shrek films because the voices are very funny.

Recommendation: Go to see this movie in 3D!
Rating: 4/5 Ogres!