Review: Jason end of season Soccer party 2006

Sports movies are a very good form of entertainment because they mix the thrill of the game into the movie batter. People love to watch these movies and root for the underdog because it reminds them of their fave Bible story, Dave v. Goliath, which is where the little guy takes down the bully. People love to read this Bible story because it reminds them of in high school when the nerd gets the revenge which belongs to him, and then they think of very funny movies and this makes them smile and laugh. This particular sport film takes us to the soccer field, which would be called the football field in the rest of the world. In the dramatic (film for "very interesting") climax (film for "orgasm of the story"), our hero Jason gets chewed out by the evil coach at the end of the year pizza party/trophy ceremony. Coach says something like "There is literally nothing positive to say about the disgraceful way you played this season except that you are a little less awful than when you first started. You cost us the big game you little C." Coach tells a very hateful anecdote about how at the first practice Jason couldn't run laps with the rest of the team because he was probably too busy thinking about snacks. Just when things look really bad for our hero, however, he overcomes the odds and receives his trophy for participation. Despite Coach's best efforts, Jason has gotten dat bling and will put it on top of his dresser when he gets home to scream from the mountain top that he's got mad participation skills. It is implied that he then goes back to his seat to do what he does best and munch on some za.

Recommendation: You won't need a participation trophy if you see this movie because the participating is an end in itself because the movie is so enjoyable.

Rating: 4/5 Soccer Ball Kicks